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A heads up about POO and YOU.


If you live here you know we have no dunny paper - it is rare as hen's teeth - so are tissues, paper towels and nappy wipes.

As things get more desperate we are more and more prepared to wipe our bums with all kinds of things.... newspapers ripped up, telephone books (apparently softer) and even ripped up sheets or socks.


A message from Council about Poo, Piss and Paper For those who are planning on ignoring the advice NOT to come to the coast for Easter then, at the least, #bringyourowndunnypaper #stayhome, #staythefuckathome #whichbitdontyouunderstand

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