The Beagle

Oct 28, 2018

There was a young maid from Bodalla..

Bodalla Poets’ Sunday Breakfast saw Sally Wickers, of Tuross presenting her much enjoyed poetry. Sally has presented in all of the nine annual events.
 

 
Originally from England, Sally has been a lover of poetry since a very young schoolgirl, when a teacher lit the spark which has stayed with her all her life. At aged about ten, she was introduced to poetry, and Shakespeare, and encouraged to write her own poetry.
 

 
After attending a course run by the Fellowship of Australian Writers in Moruya, she began writing autobiographical work and poems. Sally enjoys presenting her work to a supportive and interested audience at the Bodalla Poets’ Breakfast and and the quality and variety of other presented poems always delights her.
 

 
The annual Bodalla Poets’ Breakfast is held at at the Dairy Shed, Bodalla with a poet's breakfast cooked on the outdoor fireplace with the poetry starting at 9 a.m.
 

 
In this year's limerick competition we saw Leigh Jackson, Bob MacLeay, Bob Tomkins, Ursula Nixon and Peter Robinson present their work.
 

 

 
Missed out - then put a reminder on your fridge for next year.


 

 
There was a young maid from Bodalla
 
Who decided she needed a fella
 
though not a hard man
 
with hands rough as sand
 
but a townie, with soft wheatish pallor
 

 
To find such a man
 
she mastered a plan
 
to scrub up and wear something yella
 
so her complexion might seem
 
to appear like fresh cream
 
and present at first glance as quite steller
 

 
Her costume now set
 
she crafted her net
 
with a Tinder page few could resist
 
Skirt hoiked aloft
 
with a Come-Hither look
 
it was a selfie she took
 
whilst quite pissed
 

 
Our townie swiped right
 
and he dreamt the delights
 
in bedding this girl from Bodalla
 
Though he would hold back his cards

and not play too hard
 

 
For as a townie, he still had his valour
 

 

 
They met at the pub
 

 
with a peck and a hug
 

 
without his glasses
 

 
she looked pretty good
 

 
They drank and they talked
 

 
for what seemed like an age
 

 
and the passion progressed as it should
 

 

 
She seemed quite well versed
 

 
for a girl from a town
 

 
renowned for its dairy and cheese
 

 
and she seemed pretty keen
 

 
for she started to preen
 

 
while giving his thigh a wee squeeze
 

 

 
He wanted a wife
 

 
for the rest of his life
 

 
someone petite and demure
 

 
up until now
 

 
they'd all been right cows
 

 
who'd dumped him like rancid manure
 

 

 
But this one felt good
 

 
not a hint of a farm
 

 
as he feared she might be a maid
 

 
with fingers to crush
 

 
his man-teat to mush
 

 
If ever he came to get laid
 

 
But it all turned to poo
 
when he spotted at her shoes
 
which were Blunnies covered in dung
 
And our townie spun
 

 
right there on the spot
 
and alas the spell was undone.
 

 

 
.. editor
 

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